MJ was truly original and a brilliant entertainer - deservingly the king of pop
Ah well, the king's gone. But we still have the queen. Go Madonna!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
DAMMIT[ 2:34 PM ]
chao chee bye!!
walao eh!! I wanted to go get the $75 tix for lady gaga's concert today, BUT THEY GOT SOLD OUT IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS, WTH MAN!! and yesterday night i was all like, aiya, tomorrow the sistic outlets open at 10am, i'm sure if i go at 12 noon, SURELY still will have tix one, OMG by 11.30 all sold out already, neh neh pok! all those cheaters!! they probably go and camp there for like 3 hours in advance, !*#!&)$) hope they all get lung cancer
"Maybe we'll have a little... sing-sing-sing-along, in little Sing-sing-sing-apore "
AHHHHH I should have been there!!
walao eh i should have called up those stupid radio phonelines and all that crap ugdoiawoac. (And that's not a bondage outfit you fools, it's a burlesque costume) I thought it would be some mini interview with an even more mini performance... didn't think she'd interact with the audience so much and all gehgehgeh. The audience was pretty good too.... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh how can i live with myselffff
But she's coming back for a performance on August 12!! WHO WANTS TO GO?!
Took this pic from shanrozz's facebook garrghgh she's so awesome
Annyywayyy my friend drew something for meee
CM: hmmm what should i draw today... CM: maybe i'll ask jit... CM: NAWH.. hes answer is prolly lady gaga... CM: ...
CM: Hey jit.. i cant think of anything to draw..... Jit: lady gaga Jit: (thumbs up)
Yay so nice right you can visit his blog at http://www.cm-art.blogspot.com/ but if you're easily offended better not hurhurhur
And then recently I saw tammy and jonadab's duet on facebook! It's really good, you must see it if you haven't already!
Ahh i have such talented friends i feel so untalented now meh and Malaysia was so damn hot... you thought singapore was hot right?? Malaysia is like 2x worse man! But at least got good food, hurhur
Ok, i'll keep this a short post cuz i'm not in the mood to blog today, bye byeee
xoxo, jit
DON'T KILL ME TAMMY
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom[ 12:48 AM ]
Helloooo, blogspot, my monthly affair!
Sorry la I never update for so long, i'm a lazy piece of art, ohohoho! OK la, got some stuff that I could blog about, but those happened so long ago so they not coolzx anymore so blog about them for what right?
SO since i'm leaving for Malaysia (again) tomorrow, I thought I should at least blog about something... so i'm gonna be cheapskate and complete a facebook quiz here. HAHAHA suckers! I'm just gonna kope this from yh's blog, and it's supposed to be for girls only, but hehe screw that.
Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? -Eh, male, but not a boy... a really ugly male
What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them? -Lady GaGa
Are you a girly girl? -HAHAHA wut
Big or small purses? -Big! Buy me a clutch and I will carry it around
Do you enjoy drama? -Of courseeee drama is what we livveee foorrr
Did you dress up on Halloween? -No but if we had a halloween party i'd dress as a flower
Do you call anybody by their last name? -ya SEAH
Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth? -I WOULD LOVE TO TRY
Have you ever been called a bad influence? -yes, but i'm so nice
Do you think your pretty, honestly? -well my ankles are quite pretty
Eyeliner or mascara? -oh no i really don't know i'll get back to you when i do try ohohooh
American Eagle or Hollister? -har i dunno the clothes they sell are like the same... but AE since hollister reminds me of a cheapo version of A&F
Heels or flats? -flats but i can put girls to shamewith heels ok
Skirts or jeans or dresses? -jeans, but one day guys will wear skirts and dresses! just you wait!
Straight or curly hair -straight
Hoops or dangling earrings? -har why only got prostitute jewellery
Have you ever had your heart broken? -nope
Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? -ohohoho now we're at the fun part! dark
Do you have a best friend? -no, but I have a few good friends, and that's enough
Do you like your life? -yes
Ever walked into the guy's bathroom? -EVERY DAY
Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? -yesss when we were young and freeeeee
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? -what kind of nonsense is this, OF COURSE NOT
Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? -yes, but that's a good thing! it shows you're still aliiiive inside
Do you ever wish you were famous? -AS MUCH AS you all think i do, i'll probably get too lazy halfway and give up trying to be (famous)... so nope, but recognized, that'll do. i mean, you want to get famous so easy, go have sex with someone underage then post on youtube loh.
IN A BOY
Preppy or Punk/goth? -preppy
Contacts or Glasses? -har no preference...
Good cook or take you out a lot? -Good cook, but still goes out a lot. ehehehehe
Funny or Serious? -seriously funny omg that was such a clever answer i rock man
Cute or Hot? -what.. why only got these two.. tsk. neither
Long or short hair? -short
Smoker or non-smoker? -non-smoker.
Tall or short? -short(er) (paedophile)
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? -WAH BEST, you're coming home with meeeeee -but if you happen to be fat sorry go away
If you ever want to live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, would you do it? -yes of course
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive? -omg no i'd probably die before i even do anything
When is the last time you were in a photo booth taking pictures with friend? -ehh.. 3-4 months back?
Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them? -Yes, but who ask you never say hi to me first
On average what do you think you cry about the most? -har i haven't cried in years... so i'll change it to what upsets me the most: how singapore's a first world country... but with citizens with third-world mindsets... and also how i've wanted a new mattress for years already but my parents always say yes but never buy me a new one :( oh and why god invented AIDS... i mean shit man
Who was the last guy you talked to? -tranny YE! what..? guy what
Do you think best friends can be replaced? -yes, because later your best friend die how? must get new one what
Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot? -OMG TAN LI *** from primary 6B, I HOPE YOU DIE OF KIDNEY FAILURE nehnehpok tear my textbook and say by accident waste my $9.40 make me buy new one *@!@#(
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life? -huh no, if anyone gets inspired by me... that would be really creepy
Which friend do you tell the most? -it's a seeecreeett
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? -it's a seeecreeett
Where's the weirdest place you've changed clothes? -in my friend's car?
Are you going anywhere next summer? -MALAYSIA DAMMIT
Are you shy? -yes i'm so shy it hurts
Are you talkative? -if i like you then yes
Do you secretly like someone? -no
Are you good at hiding your feelings? -i don't really hide my feelings... but then again i look like a rock most of the time
How is life going for you right now? -DAMMIT MALAYSIA
Do you trust people easily? -no
Do you give out second chances easily? -no, i still hope that stupid girl gets kidney failure
Do you smile a lot? -oh no, I don't know... i don't think so
One thing you're looking forward to? -shopping
How do you feel about change? -necessary. If we haven't changed at all we'd still be burning women on stake for being witches... and hunting leprechaaauuns
Have you ever cried from being so mad? -no. the only time i got so mad that i did something was loong ago. I slapped that stupid girl Chee Yi *** and then she fell down hurhur WHO ASK YOU BLOCK MY WAY
Last time you got a text message and smiled? -a few minutes ago
Have you ever regretted letting someone go? -yes. (but if i let you gooooooo, i will never knoooww, what my life would be, holding you close to mee) westlife sucks
Do you prefer to be around people, or by yourself? -I like being in crowded places, but by myself or with a good friend or two
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? -i honestly donno.. but i watch a lot of martha stewart... i know how to skin chickens and stuff
Yay quiz done.
omg i'll be in the dense forested rural country (in case anyone here gets offended by this don't sue me cuz i dun mean it) of malaysia while lady gaga's in singapore. gwararhgh BRYAN YOU BETTER TAKE A PIC WITH HER so i can photoshop my face on yours.
Ok, short, cheapskate, post! That's all!
xoxo, jit
PS. I'll blog more when i get back la. Promisssee. 7 days! Don't miss me!
P.P.S you all better tag me!! i blog because i care for you. we all live for the faaame
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Tomorrow hath cometh![ 10:36 PM ]
Yay! You all can rejoice now; a new post! I haven't been blogging because I lead a sad and boring life therefore I have nothing to blog about. But today I have a very important thing to blog about!
WHAT I WANT FOR GSS
Very important you know! So you all can like you know buy the things I want as a tribute to the magnificent Jit.
But first! I want to complain! On Sunday I went shopping with Tantalizing Tammy cuz Topman was having a promotion; buy 2 items and your 2nd item is 40% off! So I went there with the intention of spending a lot...
And I saw a lot of nice things! Hurray for the Summer collections! So much bright colours... and so many shorts! I Like!
So I saw so many things I wanted... below are just 3 of the few items I wanted:
So nice right! Got more clothes that I wanted but I couldn't find their screenshots on the Topman website.
Yea so I was spoilt for choice! I spent 2 hours in the store trying out clothes and stuff, and had to make poor Tammy wait. But in the end...
I left empty handed!! Walao!!
And you know who I blame? I blameFAT PEOPLE! I couldn't buy anything, cuz all my sizes all gone already!! My waist size is 28-30, but then all the shorts all only left like 32 34 and onwards! Then the shirts also right, ALL the XS gone loh!
I'm aware that there are many other XS (extra sexy) guys like me who wear XS clothing, but I don't think there are THAT MANY loh! And then nowadays you walk down the streets, you see so many plump guys trying to wear shirts that are too small for them. You think very sexy meh!! If you're L (loser) sized, then wear L! If you're M (mediocre) sized, then wear M! Dun try to wear XS! Us XS people end up got nothing to wear you know?? Only left those ghastly M L XL sizes!
I hope those guys that aren't XS but steal our XS clothes get super fat man! Then they will never be able to wear OUR XS clothes again! I mean it is my BIRTHRIGHT!! I am of TRUE XS blood! I will not accept this discrimination against my kind! Hmph, seriously!
Yea so after I left Topshop empty-handed (Tammy bought 2 basic tops) I not happy so we went around looking for more things. I found a nice shirt from VOLT.A and I finally got a tote bag from Clique! Yay i'm in love with my new bag now, and some more right Clique the plastic bag very nice one you know; actually it's not even a plastic bag... they use some strange material that's very addictive to touch. And the bag says "Spend more. Live more."
Wah seh man! I now have that bag on my shelf in front of my bed. So now every morning I wake up, I feel INSPIRED! Spend more. Live more.
And I love the bags from http://www.charisasher.com/! Very affordable, price range is $80-$120 only! The currency there is in US$ but for some reason the price is the same in SG. That's where I got my new bag from, ohoho! So right, when GSS comes, and the bags go on some super discount, you all can buy a new bag for me! I will be very happy and I will personally say thank you to your face, wah seh.
That's all for this post! I know it's short, but like I said, my life is boring and uneventful. Blame the fat people!!
P.S. GSS in 23 days!! I WILL (try) NOT (to) SHOP TILL THEN!
P.P.S If you're fat and you feel insulted after reading this, NOT MY FAULT! I mean, who ask you get fat right? And at least you now know that you shouldn't be even THINKING of trying out M-sized clothes, much less XS! See, I actually care for you that's why I am telling you all this!
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