omg it's jit

life so hard

2009-08-22T19:14:00.002+08:00

WOW PEOPLE STILL READ THIS

this is like my first time visiting my blog in 2 weeks so i went to check my blog's stats...

5 VIEWS TODAY

hurhruhruhr wah i tell you maintain blog not easy loh, i not so free like them other people

And then some more now also so busy! got exams, but even more stressful, I have so many things i want to buyyyy

boots from volt.a = $99 (AFTER 50% DISCOUNT)
leather lace-ups from pedro = $64.80 (AFTER 50% DISCOUNT)
cardigan from clique = $80 (AFTER 10% DISCOUNT)

and then of course got more but those are my priorities.. WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE ON DISCOUNT?? so stressfuuulll

k i'm too lazy to do a detailed blog post so i'll leave it at this... exams end in a week! ohohohoho

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life so hard

2009-08-22T19:14:00.000+08:00

WOW PEOPLE STILL READ THIS

R.I.P, MJ

2009-06-26T17:58:00.002+08:00

Goodbye, MJ!

MJ was truly original and a brilliant entertainer - deservingly the king of pop

Ah well, the king's gone. But we still have the queen. Go Madonna!

DAMMIT

2009-06-24T14:34:00.002+08:00

chao chee bye!!

walao eh!! I wanted to go get the $75 tix for lady gaga's concert today, BUT THEY GOT SOLD OUT IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS, WTH MAN!! and yesterday night i was all like, aiya, tomorrow the sistic outlets open at 10am, i'm sure if i go at 12 noon, SURELY still will have tix one, OMG by 11.30 all sold out already, neh neh pok! all those cheaters!! they probably go and camp there for like 3 hours in advance, !*#!&)$) hope they all get lung cancer

NEVERMIND I WILL GET TEH $95 ONE

Sing-sing-sing-along Sing-sing-sing-apore

2009-06-21T16:03:00.007+08:00

"Maybe we'll have a little... sing-sing-sing-along, in little Sing-sing-sing-apore "

AHHHHH I should have been there!!

walao eh i should have called up those stupid radio phonelines and all that crap ugdoiawoac. (And that's not a bondage outfit you fools, it's a burlesque costume) I thought it would be some mini interview with an even more mini performance... didn't think she'd interact with the audience so much and all gehgehgeh. The audience was pretty good too.... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh how can i live with myselffff

But she's coming back for a performance on August 12!! WHO WANTS TO GO?!

Took this pic from shanrozz's facebook garrghgh she's so awesome

Annyywayyy my friend drew something for meee

CM: hmmm what should i draw today...
CM: maybe i'll ask jit...
CM: NAWH.. hes answer is prolly lady gaga...
CM: ...

CM: Hey jit.. i cant think of anything to draw.....
Jit: lady gaga
Jit: (thumbs up)

Yay so nice right you can visit his blog at http://www.cm-art.blogspot.com/ but if you're easily offended better not hurhurhur

And then recently I saw tammy and jonadab's duet on facebook! It's really good, you must see it if you haven't already!

Ahh i have such talented friends i feel so untalented now meh and Malaysia was so damn hot... you thought singapore was hot right?? Malaysia is like 2x worse man! But at least got good food, hurhur

Ok, i'll keep this a short post cuz i'm not in the mood to blog today, bye byeee

xoxo, jit

DON'T KILL ME TAMMY

Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

2009-06-13T00:48:00.004+08:00

Helloooo, blogspot, my monthly affair!

Sorry la I never update for so long, i'm a lazy piece of art, ohohoho! OK la, got some stuff that I could blog about, but those happened so long ago so they not coolzx anymore so blog about them for what right?

SO since i'm leaving for Malaysia (again) tomorrow, I thought I should at least blog about something... so i'm gonna be cheapskate and complete a facebook quiz here. HAHAHA suckers! I'm just gonna kope this from yh's blog, and it's supposed to be for girls only, but hehe screw that.

Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
-Eh, male, but not a boy... a really ugly male

What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
-Lady GaGa

Are you a girly girl?
-HAHAHA wut

Big or small purses?
-Big! Buy me a clutch and I will carry it around

Do you enjoy drama?
-Of courseeee drama is what we livveee foorrr

Did you dress up on Halloween?
-No but if we had a halloween party i'd dress as a flower

Do you call anybody by their last name?
-ya SEAH

Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
-I WOULD LOVE TO TRY

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
-yes, but i'm so nice

Do you think your pretty, honestly?
-well my ankles are quite pretty

Eyeliner or mascara?
-oh no i really don't know i'll get back to you when i do try ohohooh

American Eagle or Hollister?
-har i dunno the clothes they sell are like the same... but AE since hollister reminds me of a cheapo version of A&F

Heels or flats?
-flats but i can put girls to shamewith heels ok

Skirts or jeans or dresses?
-jeans, but one day guys will wear skirts and dresses! just you wait!

Straight or curly hair
-straight

Hoops or dangling earrings?
-har why only got prostitute jewellery

Have you ever had your heart broken?
-nope

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
-ohohoho now we're at the fun part! dark

Do you have a best friend?
-no, but I have a few good friends, and that's enough

Do you like your life?
-yes

Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
-EVERY DAY

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
-yesss when we were young and freeeeee

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
-what kind of nonsense is this, OF COURSE NOT

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
-yes, but that's a good thing! it shows you're still aliiiive inside

Do you ever wish you were famous?
-AS MUCH AS you all think i do, i'll probably get too lazy halfway and give up trying to be (famous)... so nope, but recognized, that'll do. i mean, you want to get famous so easy, go have sex with someone underage then post on youtube loh.

IN A BOY

Preppy or Punk/goth?
-preppy

Contacts or Glasses?
-har no preference...

Good cook or take you out a lot?
-Good cook, but still goes out a lot. ehehehehe

Funny or Serious?
-seriously funny omg that was such a clever answer i rock man

Cute or Hot?
-what.. why only got these two.. tsk. neither

Long or short hair?
-short

Smoker or non-smoker?
-non-smoker.

Tall or short?
-short(er) (paedophile)

Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
-WAH BEST, you're coming home with meeeeee
-but if you happen to be fat sorry go away

If you ever want to live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, would you do it?
-yes of course

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
-omg no i'd probably die before i even do anything

When is the last time you were in a photo booth taking pictures with friend?
-ehh.. 3-4 months back?

Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
-Yes, but who ask you never say hi to me first

On average what do you think you cry about the most?
-har i haven't cried in years... so i'll change it to what upsets me the most: how singapore's a first world country... but with citizens with third-world mindsets... and also how i've wanted a new mattress for years already but my parents always say yes but never buy me a new one :( oh and why god invented AIDS... i mean shit man

Who was the last guy you talked to?
-tranny YE! what..? guy what

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
-yes, because later your best friend die how? must get new one what

Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot?
-OMG TAN LI *** from primary 6B, I HOPE YOU DIE OF KIDNEY FAILURE nehnehpok tear my textbook and say by accident waste my $9.40 make me buy new one *@!@#(

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
-huh no, if anyone gets inspired by me... that would be really creepy

Which friend do you tell the most?
-it's a seeecreeett

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
-it's a seeecreeett

Where's the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
-in my friend's car?

Are you going anywhere next summer?
-MALAYSIA DAMMIT

Are you shy?
-yes i'm so shy it hurts

Are you talkative?
-if i like you then yes

Do you secretly like someone?
-no

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
-i don't really hide my feelings... but then again i look like a rock most of the time

How is life going for you right now?
-DAMMIT MALAYSIA

Do you trust people easily?
-no

Do you give out second chances easily?
-no, i still hope that stupid girl gets kidney failure

Do you smile a lot?
-oh no, I don't know... i don't think so

One thing you're looking forward to?
-shopping

How do you feel about change?
-necessary. If we haven't changed at all we'd still be burning women on stake for being witches... and hunting leprechaaauuns

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
-no. the only time i got so mad that i did something was loong ago. I slapped that stupid girl Chee Yi *** and then she fell down hurhur WHO ASK YOU BLOCK MY WAY

Last time you got a text message and smiled?
-a few minutes ago

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
-yes. (but if i let you gooooooo, i will never knoooww, what my life would be, holding you close to mee) westlife sucks

Do you prefer to be around people, or by yourself?
-I like being in crowded places, but by myself or with a good friend or two

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
-i honestly donno.. but i watch a lot of martha stewart... i know how to skin chickens and stuff

Yay quiz done.

omg i'll be in the dense forested rural country (in case anyone here gets offended by this don't sue me cuz i dun mean it) of malaysia while lady gaga's in singapore. gwararhgh BRYAN YOU BETTER TAKE A PIC WITH HER so i can photoshop my face on yours.

Ok, short, cheapskate, post! That's all!

xoxo, jit

PS. I'll blog more when i get back la. Promisssee. 7 days! Don't miss me!

P.P.S you all better tag me!! i blog because i care for you. we all live for the faaame

Tomorrow hath cometh!

2009-05-05T22:36:00.005+08:00

Yay! You all can rejoice now; a new post! I haven't been blogging because I lead a sad and boring life therefore I have nothing to blog about. But today I have a very important thing to blog about!

WHAT I WANT FOR GSS

Very important you know! So you all can like you know buy the things I want as a tribute to the magnificent Jit.

But first! I want to complain! On Sunday I went shopping with Tantalizing Tammy cuz Topman was having a promotion; buy 2 items and your 2nd item is 40% off! So I went there with the intention of spending a lot...

And I saw a lot of nice things! Hurray for the Summer collections! So much bright colours... and so many shorts! I Like!

So I saw so many things I wanted... below are just 3 of the few items I wanted:

So nice right! Got more clothes that I wanted but I couldn't find their screenshots on the Topman website.

Yea so I was spoilt for choice! I spent 2 hours in the store trying out clothes and stuff, and had to make poor Tammy wait. But in the end...

I left empty handed!! Walao!!

And you know who I blame? I blame FAT PEOPLE! I couldn't buy anything, cuz all my sizes all gone already!! My waist size is 28-30, but then all the shorts all only left like 32 34 and onwards! Then the shirts also right, ALL the XS gone loh!

I'm aware that there are many other XS (extra sexy) guys like me who wear XS clothing, but I don't think there are THAT MANY loh! And then nowadays you walk down the streets, you see so many plump guys trying to wear shirts that are too small for them. You think very sexy meh!! If you're L (loser) sized, then wear L! If you're M (mediocre) sized, then wear M! Dun try to wear XS! Us XS people end up got nothing to wear you know?? Only left those ghastly M L XL sizes!

I hope those guys that aren't XS but steal our XS clothes get super fat man! Then they will never be able to wear OUR XS clothes again! I mean it is my BIRTHRIGHT!! I am of TRUE XS blood! I will not accept this discrimination against my kind! Hmph, seriously!

Yea so after I left Topshop empty-handed (Tammy bought 2 basic tops) I not happy so we went around looking for more things. I found a nice shirt from VOLT.A and I finally got a tote bag from Clique! Yay i'm in love with my new bag now, and some more right Clique the plastic bag very nice one you know; actually it's not even a plastic bag... they use some strange material that's very addictive to touch. And the bag says "Spend more. Live more."

Wah seh man! I now have that bag on my shelf in front of my bed. So now every morning I wake up, I feel INSPIRED! Spend more. Live more.

And I love the bags from http://www.charisasher.com/! Very affordable, price range is $80-$120 only! The currency there is in US$ but for some reason the price is the same in SG. That's where I got my new bag from, ohoho! So right, when GSS comes, and the bags go on some super discount, you all can buy a new bag for me! I will be very happy and I will personally say thank you to your face, wah seh.

That's all for this post! I know it's short, but like I said, my life is boring and uneventful. Blame the fat people!!

P.S. GSS in 23 days!! I WILL (try) NOT (to) SHOP TILL THEN!

P.P.S If you're fat and you feel insulted after reading this, NOT MY FAULT! I mean, who ask you get fat right? And at least you now know that you shouldn't be even THINKING of trying out M-sized clothes, much less XS! See, I actually care for you that's why I am telling you all this!

xoxo, Jit/Fatt/Virgin Tai

Ahhh

2009-04-27T20:45:00.001+08:00

I need to update this blog but i'm too lazy!

TOMORROW TOMORROW

Busy week!

2009-04-19T20:11:00.011+08:00

Helloooooo my loyal subjects! I finally got my ass moving and decided to blog about the busy week I had! I'll just cram all the events that happened into this post cuz i'm lazy and fat (on the inside). OK, so... FOP first!

FOP!

Okay, so Yan Han and I were the emcees for the CASS freshmen orientation programme! We were quite excited for this event because it's like the first time we'll be seeing aaaalllll our juniors, and it's also the first time they'll be seeing US (more importantly, ohohohoho!). So anyway, we weren't given a script and had to create our own script from scratch. That meant that we were given the freedom to kinda do whatever we wanted to do, myehehehehe!

So we decided to dress up in bath robes!

I didn't have any bath robes at home so I borrowed YH's one. Actually it was more of her mom's one. But it was a sexy hot pink so why not right? Ehehehe! Oh and we nicknamed ourselves Cherry QQ and Marmalade.

So anyway I thought FOP went pretty well! The juniors were pretty enhusiastic and sporting, and they actually laughed at our jokes, phew! Though I felt that the whole event was quite disorganized and some areas were not properly planned, such as the games section, I think everything else went quite smoothly.

Ohohoho! Family jewellllss!

Some highlights of the FOP were the skit and the mascot decoration (a nicer word for shim dressing). I think everyone loved the skit, cuz Tammy was the bomb as the SAA director. She sounded like some 47 year-old single working woman who enjoys peeking at young boys in her free time.

Jas, Azouline, Me and Sam. Jas was the dictator-lecturer while sam was the jock

SAA Director Tammy

And then the mascot part where the groups had to dress up a representative from their group in recycled materials. Not surprisingly, all the representatives were guys... and they were all dressed up as women. Like seriously loh, almost all of them had boobs. Some groups more creative, add nipple ring, and I remember one group had flower nipples with nipple hair in the center, eehehehehe! Got this guy called Sylvester, when we asked him why he was dressed in such a way he was like "Oh, this is to help me UNLEASH my inner woman!". So fierce sia, you go girl! And YH was like squirming all over and stuff ahahahaha! And also got another mascot, he reminded me of some cheap thailand slut. When he came down he was like "Hi... my name is Suuunshiiine!". I was telling YH I wanted to say "Oh my, you can be my Sunshine, and I'll be your Mooonliiiighhht", with a double wink at the end. But I decided not to, later all the juniors maintain a 5 metre (how do you spell metre, is it metre or meter) radius around me.

The mascots

The freshmen had to leave the lecture theatre somewhere in the middle for about 3 hours to play some Amazing Race game, so YH, Sakinah and I had the entire lecture theatre to ourselves during that period of time... so we made music videos! We did Beep! by Pussycat Dolls and Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis... but the Beep! one was too obscene cuz YH's boobs were bouncing and stuff so we didn't use it. So here's the Bleeding Love video, specially meant for our dearest Alia <3.>

My outfit so sexy right? Ohohoho!

Yea so i'm quite happy with FOP, largely cuz of all the fabulous facils and other helpers for the event. Thank youuzx! Me & YH are down again to emcee for Connect DMC, and this time we want to dress matrix-style! But donno where to get the outfits leh.

Oh and one of the juniors said I look like this Ang Qiang Qiang guy.

Where got! His nose so big (even though mine also quite big). Ohohoho I know I dun look like him la, but everytime I talk about it YH get's annoyed cuz she likes him, ehehe.

Suki Sushi!

Went for Suki Sushi with the ladies on Wednesday! Oh man, I almost died that day, laughed like crap. But then hor, when I think back, I don't remember what I was laughing at. But anyway I had a great time! This will be a super short section cuz i'm a lazy ass.

Tammy and Leeyen <3

Me & YH but she said she looked fat so I replaced her with Lady GaGa.

Shooting of Comperes' Promo Vid!

Yeah so on Friday I had to go down to school to help with the Promotional Video for the Comperes Club. Basically the tagline for the whole vid was "Got Mic?", like that "Got Milk?" pun. Ok la the filming part was quite fun. But the more fun part was playing Cooking Mama on Sak's Nintendo DS! Walao i try so hard but could never get 100 points, I think I am not destined to be a Cooking Mama ;(. I wash the rice already then stir then throw it all away into the sink and I don't even realize it one =((.

Koped from Sak's blog

This section quite short, cuz I donno what to blog about... so to compensate, i'll post a fabulous picture of me and Felicia!

Thanks for the pic ZY!

Sentosaaaa!

Koped from ZY's blog!

Went Sentosa with the compere peeps yesterday! And I really don't like Sentosa, cuz it's like so hot and sunny and crap. I think if I were the president or something, I would demolish the entire sentosa and transform it into a mega shopping utopia, and make that tiny island a country. Then we rich liao loh! I think i'm a genius! But I went anyway, mostly because Alia was going and we haven't seen her in aeons and we might not get to see her for another long period of time if we didn't go for the trip!

Me dying under the sun

But it wasn't that bad! Atiqah (or Atikah?), Alia's sister, came along also and she was very good company. We talked about everything, hair, shoes, Madonna, leather, and I did her nails... ohohoho!

Oh and we also saw this guy with nipple rings on both nipples. Like omg la so bondage. Some more right, he is those chubby chubby one, but not super chubby. I dunno how to describe la so I draw for you all:

Come on loh, super not sexy. Want nipple rings at least dun be fat, cuz ur boobs will be all bouncy and stuff, then of course the ring will bounce a bit also, it's like so tempting for people to just run up to you and pluck! Moral of the story: GET HEAVIER NIPPLE RINGS! so it won't bounce so much.

Okaaay I think that's all that happened this week, lol. Eh one more thing, why do so many SG guys wear white loafers? Like come on loh, it's nice and all, but everyone wears it and it's such a cheap excuse to being fashionable, like literally! So many of their white loafers look like they cost $40 and buy from Far East Plaza one. Want to wear leather wear real one plz.

-Lady Marmalade

Mental Rape :(

2009-04-11T12:32:00.003+08:00

Noooooooooooooooooooo!! Today the worst thing happened to the fabulous meee :(

I was boarding the bus today, to go the the tuition centre i usually go to to mark papers every saturday. So I looked around for a seat, then only got one seat available, beside some harmless-looking old man. Some more it was the "priority seat", where the fire escape is just beside. Therefore the leg space is much more than the normal seats. So I thought why not loh, more space for my sexy long legs!

So after a few moments of sitting beside that innocent-looking old man, I started hearing this ridiculous techno music playing. Some more the sound quality like crap, as if playing from some budget handphone. So I listened more carefully then realized it was playing from the old man beside me! Omggg so embarassinggg, like later people think it was me playing that budget cheena techno music how?? I mean who will people suspect more? Me or the old man?? Of course me!! I mean nowadays you see all those unfashionable ah bengs playing those lame chinese music loudly then walking along the street as if very cool like that (not that i look like an unfashionable ah beng, puh-lease!), so of course they will suspect that it's me, the teenager, playing that loud techno music.

Then furthermore, he started jiggling to the music! Omgggg utter humiliation later people think he's my grandpa or 80 year old boyfriend or something how?

Then not only that! After a few minutes I realized got this pungent smell, like ammonia, make my nose very itchy. I thought it was those come-and-go smells you usually experience on the bus. But then it lingered in the area like some deadly disease cloud then after that i discovered that it came from the old man beside me! And after fine-tuning my smelling senses the smell suddenly smelled like urine omgxduhsiur.

And so he was jiggling and smelling like urine beside me, and there I was feeling super uncomfortable. I wanted to move to a different seat, but then there were no other seats available and the journey was a long one so I decided to tahan a bit.

So you think that's the worst right! But noooooooooo!! Throughout the journey, from the moment I sat beside that urine smelling old man, I noticed he kept turning to my direction a lot. I avoided looking at him completely so I was facing the front all the time. I only noticed him turning to my direction from the corner of my eye, but I thought he was looking out of the window on the opposite side of the bus or something, or like dancing to his stupid techno music.

Then while he was looking at my direction I so happened to turn to his direction, then OMG HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AHHHHH!!! then worst of all!! usually when you look at someone, then that person realizes that you're looking at him, the both of you will break eye contact right?

but that old man continued staring for like a good 4-5 seconds even though i broke eye contact almost immediately!! omggg so terrible, it felt like mental rape!! like he's undressing you slowly in his mind while he's jiggling and listening to his techno music and smelling like pee :(

I don't know why I continued sitting there till it was my turn to get off, but I did. I think because I didn't want to stand throughout the bumpy bus ride and look unfabulous. I mean, i dress up so nice, i'm not gonna let some mind-raping old man make me look bad, hmph.

Why so many old people must be so unhot? I mean there are some nice old people around, like my sexy granny (and madonna), but like 70% all so gross and maybe 10% are mind-rapists :(. Next time when i'm old I want to be wearing Cartier rings and Balenciaga bags and instead of playing Chinese Chess with those ah peks at your void deck I will play english chess cuz i'm more classy tyvm.

Malaysia

2009-04-06T20:39:00.008+08:00

Helloo everyooooonneee! I would like to proudly announce that I survived 5 days of Malaysia! Then I also survived comperes camp, I hereby deem myself fit to be a survivor contestant, neeheehee.

Malaysia was okay, actually i kiiiiinda enjoyed myself. Actually I didn't have to go back to Malaysia, but because I haven't visited my grandparents for so long, and being the filial son I am, I did! And I always dread going to Malaysia because it's extremely boring and the roadside and coffee shop all so dirty; you go there walk walk a while only will feel like african child.

But then this trip wasn't so bad, I guess. I left last Saturday, I think. Me and my mom took a coach to Malaysia, and I was very surprised at how nice the coach was. The seats were very comfortable and cushiony, and each seat hor, got their own monitor. So the passengers can watch TV or play video games on their own seat. Also got karaoke but I donno who's gonna sing on the bus. Like aeroplane sia!

Then we reached Taipeng or Ipoh I dunno at like 6 in the morning, I almost died of exhaustion cuz my luggage bag so heavy loh. But then not my fault cuz I need to bring a lot of things (hair dryer, hair straightener, my shampoo and conditioner, my own body wash, all my facial stuff etc etc), hmph.

But one good thing about Malaysia is the food, like 5x better and 5x more worth it than SG food. Like in M'sia you go those crap coffee shop, then you order one bowl of lai mian or laksa or whatever, it's like only $2.50 RM per bowl, so that's like $1++ per bowl in SG currency. And that bowl of noodles tastes better than all those $3+, $4+ noodles you find in SG.

Then on like the 3rd day, we went to the cemetery to pray to my dead grandfather or something, I think the chinese call it qing ming jie. So we went like super early, I had to wake up at 7am and was looking like crap, so you won't be seeing me in most of the photos below, ohohoho!

Putting flags on the grave...I don't know what the flags symbolize, I suspect just for show only, heh

That's my granny in the floral blouse, so cute right aawwwzx! The english guy on the left is my uncle, and the one in orange is my aunty (she cooks extremely well). They're putting food on the altar.

After like 30 min of decorating

And then because we were bored, we played some music off one of my uncle's handphones. But then of course Malaysian very slow so the music also very outdated. The stupid crazy frog song came up and my aunty started dancing. That's her husband on her left. (Aunty Choo and Uncle Witold) He's a doctor so he has a lot of money. Lucky aunty.

And then after that got firecrackers some more sia! Like celebration like that.

I thought the qing ming jie thing would be solemn and sad and stuff, but then it turned out to be more like a picnic (picnic in a cemetery, hurhur). My aunty brought like 3 packets of bee hoon and siew mai and kueh and chinese tea, so we were all sitting around having our breakfaste and decorating the grave at the same time. I think everyone was really happy and treated the event more like a celebration, because they were sure they my grandfather was in a happy place or something. Ah, such optimistic people. Oh and my grandfather probably has one of the best graves in the cemetery. It's like right on top of the hill and can see the village.

Moving on, I spent most of my days in my cousin's house reading and using my laptop. I finished Stephen King's Pet Sematary (very, very good book) in 4 days, such a nerd.

The kitchen! I can't seem to align this sentence to the centre, lousy blogger.

And the backyard, with Aunty Choo drying the laundry, hurhur.

My granny in all her womanly glory. She gave birth to like 6 daughters (one of which is my mom) and 2 sons okay, and she's 80++ now okay, dun play play.

So on the 4th day we went to some clubhouse restaurant for dinner. Apparently the clubhouse has rules and regulations, and one of them was that after 8pm, any male older than 15 years of age has to wear long pants to enter the clubhouse. I donno what crap rule that is but I didn't bring any long pants, so my cousins just told the security that I was 15 years old, and they let me in. Hurhurhur, some kind of crap security.

My cousins, and my uncle in the pink shirt

Three of my aunties (they're all sisters).

One of my cousins, and i donno who the fat guy in black on the right is

Ahh so that's pretty much most of what I did in my stay in M'sia. Of course got do other things, but not interesting enough to blog about. Like how I went shopping, and came back empty-handed. My uncle brought me and my mom to the largest shopping centre in town, and it was horrible! All the shops all brandless one and it reminded me of Mustafa. Terrible, terrible. Even shopping in Bugis Street would make me happier, and I hate Bugis Street. And the whole town was surrounded by mountains, like you look 360 degrees all mountains. My mother say very peaceful and calming and bleh bleh. To me like kena prison like that. I'd rather be surrounded by concrete shopping centres.

Okaaay that's all for Malaysiaaaa. Next trip I wanna go England stay with my aunty. Omg topshop galore!

Awww motherly + sisterly love <3<3 And that's my mom on the leftern-most side.

-Jit

Oh wait

2009-03-28T18:40:00.001+08:00

One more thing! I promise I will find SOMETHING to blog about when I get back... if I ever get back! nooooooooooooooo

Goodbye civilization!!

2009-03-28T18:35:00.002+08:00

Hello blogspot, my monthly affair!

I didn't die in camp! I'm just too lazy to blog/have nothing to blog about.

Tonight i'll be leaving for Malaysia! noooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Goodbye Singapore! Goodbye civilization! Goodbye!

I think i'll be back on the 2nd of April or something.

Aaaaahhhhh!!

2009-03-18T21:11:00.000+08:00

oh shit camp tomorrow noooooooooooo!

if you don't see me back by saturday it means i died in camp

Disco Stick

2009-03-07T13:55:00.003+08:00

Bleh. I'm helping my tuition teacher's tuition centre now helping her mark papers. Sooo borrriinnggg. So i'm watching youtube videos.

Lady GaGa is damn hot! I would do anything for her disco stick and shades!

HELLO WORLD

2009-03-06T21:39:00.007+08:00

I know I haven't been blogging for a long time, but not my fault!!! I'm just too lazy to do it so you can blame my laziness, like I said not my fault!!!

Anyway, today I'll blog about something very mind-blowing, very astonishing, very amazingly terrifying!!!

MY OLD PHOTOOOOSSS

Ohohoho! The series of photos you are about to see may scar you for life, and may cause you to look at me in a totally different way (like a loser), BUT I assure you! These photos are old (ok maybe not so old, like max 2 years old) and I am still as fabulous as ever. Come, walk with me, through my Transition Through Time (TTT)!

Okaaayyy let's start with some photos, taken when I think I was in Sec 3. These photos are of me at my friend's house having tuition. They were celebrating my birthday (awwwzzx).

Aww who's that handsome young man!

Check out my stylish Sergio Tachini shirt. I still wear it now! (to bed)

STOP LAUGHING!!

Okaayyy now, moving on! The next series of photos are of me when I was in sec 4. Ohohoho, girls, if you like guys in uniform, you will enjoy this!! *wink* *wink*

Too hot to look at you!

Jit it like it's hot!

HAHAHA who needs Wonder Girls when you have us!

Hehehehe! NIC DON'T KILL ME

And this photo was taken early last year. Sigh, my complexion was better then!

Aww and that's all the photos I got, folks! I know it's not much, but it's enough to show you how fabulous I was back then! Ohohoho! And I already know I will never hear the end of this, but oh well, sometimes it's good to look back at the past and have a good laugh!

Anyway! Back to something more recent - went to YH's crib y'alll today with Sakinah, and had a good time! We just sat around and talked and looked at photos and stuff, but it beats staying at home rotting any day. And Sakinah was having her "red meatballs" today. Woohoo! Waterfall pssssshhh!

Some photos we took:

Group shoooot!

Sakinah helped me photoshop this. xoxo

OK! That's all for this post! Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did! Ohohoho! Till next time!

Kisses and buttsmacks,

Fatt the fabulous

Flabby & Hairy

2009-02-23T12:35:00.004+08:00

Walao! I was looking through some blog shops, then hor, I went to visit http://www.dresshimup.net/, then I saw this model copying my pose! Wah seriously loh I think I too famous already people want to copy me =O

See, exactly the same loh. Just that his legs very hairy so he want to cover with the bag, then he also got excess flabs. and he also trying to act cute, see his face.

ps. if you're that guy in the photo and you're reading this, dun sue me hor, i helping you advertise your blogshop

And then last night I got this phone call at 11+, it went like this:

Jit: Hello?

Stranger (female): Idiot!

Jit: Huh?

Stranger: Idiot!

Jit: Um, who's this?

Stranger: *gasp!* oh sorry! wrong number!

Wah seh, I think that woman found out her boyfriend cheating on her or something, then want to call his number then scold him or something, cuz she sounded quite sad and disappointed - like korean drama seah!

And i'm in the library now with Tammy (stardee bardeeee), my area got some smelly feet smell - I suspect is the uncle sitting in front of me, he look like he 9 days never bathe already.

And no, this isn't the exciting post I promised you all in my previous post. Will update soon!

Kisses and Buttsmacks,

Jit le Magnifique

Oh noes!

2009-02-22T13:34:00.001+08:00

Aiiii! I know I having updated this blog for ages already, but I will, soon! And it will be an exciting post! I promise!

Family

2009-02-12T12:38:00.005+08:00

=/ Gotta go for lunch with the family later, originally had plans to go out with the girls, sigh. And you know how much I love shopping...

We aren't exactly very close-knitted, my brothers and I don't say more than 2 sentences to each other a day, and the mother doesn't approve of my personal life. It gets very awkward during family outings, but I can tell the parents are trying really hard to get the family together.

Oh well, we all have our own problems.

Sweet Dreams are Made of This

2009-02-10T22:33:00.004+08:00

Our class is cooler than yours and you know it!

Fiona looks cannibalistic, while Tammy looks like she's slurping an imaginary piece of spaghetti

Wilson and Tammy look really really constipated! HAHA! And Jordan so cuteee!!!

Sweet dreams are made of this,

Who am I to disagree?

Goodbye, DVPA!

2009-02-10T15:57:00.004+08:00

Yayy, it's over! Goodbye, DVPA! Above is the short film that our group had been working on for like the past 3 or 4 weeks. I'm really really proud of my group mates, especially Jordan and Fiona. Jordan's like some super procrastinator, but when he gets down to things he really does them well. Then Fiona's superwoman, who's like always on task and pushes us to get things done. So you put Jordan and Fiona together... you get miracles!

Not forgetting our cast, who've been really awesome too. We're really grateful that you guys took the time and effort to come down and help us for our film, despite the considerable amount of reshoots we had to do, and also for being so patient with us.

Thanks Nic and Peiling!

And also thanks to Dian, for coming down to help us on such short notice, and waiting for us for 4 hours!

Lastly, thanks to the rest who played minor roles in the film: the lecture hall students, the bullies, and the walking-along-the-corridor-people! We luubxzx you!

Geylang

2009-02-08T16:58:00.015+08:00

So yesterday Fiona, Peiling, Nic and me went to Geylang! We were really excited, especially me and Nic cuz we've never been there before, and we wanted to see how things worked and also have a look at the hookers. So after helping my tuition teacher mark her papers for like 6 hours, I felt really crappy cuz my ass hurt after sitting down for so long and all those primary sch kids so noisy and almost gave me a headache. Then I rushed off to CCK interchange to meet Nic and the girls.

Walao the bus ride was like 45min-ish. We took 985, and Geylang was the last stop. I think the bus ride seemed so long that Nic almost puked on me. One way to spot the chi ko peks is to see who remains on the bus all the way. When we reached Geylang, the only people left on the bus was us and like 2 other guys, heehee!

So we left the interchange, and entered Geylang! I think we were at Lorong 13 first.

So we took a few pictures...

We were at the perimeter of Geylang, so that section still quite okay, cuz all the hookers are like in the inner depths of Geylang. That's where all the fun happens.. hurhur! So we walked along the outer street first, got like one full row consisting entirely of steamboat restaurants! And the food there all looked super good lah. And then also got a lot of massage parlours. If you look at the posters, you will see the massage lady massaging some random guy in various positions. Then if you look inside the shop... you will see the same massage lady! So you really get what you see from the posters... heh.

So we continued walking... then we saw this:

Heh, we were really amused by this, like this was the first hotel we saw, then already called Gay World Hotel. Shouldn't this be in like Changi or something? But I think it's only called Gay World Hotel cuz it's a direct translation from the Chinese name... I doubt it's really a Gay hotel... Or is it? Heehee! We later found out that this hotel is actually on the MRT directory map! Haha! Like some landmark or something la. It's the ONLY hotel out of the dozens and dozens of hotels in Geylang on the MRT directory map!

So we went deeper into Geylang, and omg it was so interesting! First you see like 1 or 2 hookers along the road, then as you walk deeper and deeper in, you suddenly see like one whole stretch of road with like a dozen hookers all lined up! Hurhur! Then of course got all those chi ko peks all walking around and stuff.

Pei Ling was like really brave to wear this bare-shouldered red dress to Geylang, haha! We were walking past this coffee shop in the below pic:

Then me and Nic were walking behind Peiling and Fiona. So when the girls walked past the coffee shop, me and Nic saw like at least 70% of the heads turn to look at the girls! HAHA me and Nic were greatly amused! Some more the coffee shop, is like almost all the customers there are old men!

We continued walking, then we reached this stretch of pavement beside a road, then omg got like tons of hookers all leaning against the fence, waiting for all those chi ko peks to come and pick them. Then as we were walking past, we overheard this China guy approach this really pretty China prostitute. The guy asked her (in mandarin) one hour how much, then she said $60/hour. Wah seh!! A lot of money loh like that. I calculated, if you one hour $60, then let's say you work 5 hours a day, you earn $300 a day! If you work 10 days a month, 5 hours each, you can earn like $3,000 a month! Wah be hooker not bad loh, really!

After we passed that road, we came to this traffic junction. Then before the traffic junction we noticed got like this huge crowd gathering around this empty spot. So we went to look, then saw this fat lady singing hokkien or cantonese songs. For some reason all the chi ko peks were entertained by her lousy singing. So Fiona took a picture or something, then as we were walking off, suddenly this China uncle go and stand in front of Fiona then ask for donation. He said something like "Pai zhao liao yao gei qian" (take picture already must donate). I think the China uncle and the fat lady singing hokkien songs both teamwork one. One sings then the other collect money. So anyway, when Fiona refused and tried to walk away, the China guy go and grab Fiona's hand! Nicholas was behind saying like "Faster walk! Faster walk!". Then luckily the traffic light turned green so we faster walked ahead. After that incident, Fiona was like "Eeee that uncle molest my hand loh!". Heehee! Fiona, later your hand got AIDS or something I won't be surprised! Ohohoho!

This is the chi ko pek!

So after that we got hungry then decided to go and have our dinner at this coffee shop.

The food wasn't bad, Peiling reccomended their carrot cake, which I thought was quite different from the rest. I think they used white turnip or something, so the carrot cake was quite fat. Me and Nic tried their Mee Sua or something, then when it came I was quite grossed out, cuz it looked like a really bad case of diarrhoea. But turned out it tasted quite good. Oh then as we were eating this couple came and sat at a table across of ours. This ang moh guy and this fat chinese lady. Then Nic commented that the chinese lady's boobs were bigger than the ang moh guy's head, I turned to look and omg it was true! Like titanic boobs la!

So after our meal we continued the excursion! I noticed that they have a lot of internet cafes, heehee! I think if you go into the cafe, then look at the internet history, probably all full of porn or something. Then also we walked past a few sex toy shops, most of them need to be at least 21 to enter, but got one 18 can already but Nic not 18 yet so cannot loh, pfft!

I also noticed there were an usually high number of religious buildings in Geylang, especially temples. I think in our trip there we walked past like 10 temples or more. I seriously suspect that those temples are actually like brothels or something loh! Cuz like outside the temples can see hookers standing there also. Then I saw this Chinese guy approach this small temple, then got one ah pek sitting outside the temple. Then when the Chinese guy approached the entrance, the ah pek waved his hand and shook his head, as if saying "no". So I think the Chinese guy wanted to have some hanky panky but the ah pek's hookers all probably done for the night or something. Heehee!

A picture of 2 hookers in the background! Most of them just stand around and wait for uncles to come and approach them. All of them wear like super short mini skirts or anything similar to that, hehe!

So we continued walking, until we reached this roadside place. We were just walking along, then suddenly this Filipino hooker jumped in front of me and grabbed my arm! She said something but I couldn't make it out, I was really shocked but I tried to walk away. But then as I tried to walk away, she go and jump in front of me again, then made moaning noises! Like "Ahhh...! Mmmmmnnggg...!" and was like gyrating her boobies in front of me. I think I just stoned there for like a good 3 seconds just staring at her with my mouth open. LUCKILY Fiona came and saved me. She grabbed my hand and like pulled me away, and told the prostitute "SORRY HE'S MINE!" HAHAHA omg lucky Fiona saved me if not later I lose my virginity to that hooker then next morning wake up with like 5 STDS or something.

So after that incident, we decided to have a competition between me and Nic, to see who would get the most hookers. I scored one point off that boobie gyrating hooker, and Nic still at 0 points! Heehee!

We continued exploring Geylang, and encountered a lot of other amusing things, like we saw this tranny hooker who was like super tall, taller than me, then the biceps like super big, and also when we walked past this group of hookers, they all were like "Wah! Hamsum siioooll!".

Then it was like about 10.30pm already, so we decided to leave. Then as we were walking along this row of shops, suddenly this group of like 3 or 4 Chinese girls attacked us! Because Nic was walking in front, 2 of them go and like grab his arm, then one of them grabbed mine. They were saying something like "Hello xian sheeeennggg!" (Hello misteeeeeeer!), then we tried to walk off but couldn't cuz they were like pulling our arms. THEN AGAIN luckily Fiona come and save us! She gave a mighty tug, and pulled us away! As we walked off we could hear those China hookers apologizing, they were saying like "Dui bu qi ah! Dui bu qi ah!" (Sorry ah! Sorry ah!) But then they all really not bad loh, very pretty and busty too! So after that incident, + 1 point to me and +1 point to Nic.

We finally made our way out of Geylang, (unharmed, thankfully, but not untouched) and the winner of the day was me! Hohoho! I beat you, Nic! 2 points to one! Hurhurhur!

All in all, I would say it was a really interesting experience! I would definitely visit Geylang again! Heehee! Bye everyone!

xoxo, Jit

Of Picnics and Birthdays

2009-01-31T20:39:00.000+08:00

Hello, less fabulous people! Hope y'all had a great chinese new year! I obviously don't celebrate chinese new year cuz i'm not cheena (Facebook lies! I'm not a pot noodle!). I haven't updated this blog for a while, cuz I wanted to compress all the posts in one! So here's like what happened this week!

Picnic-thing at Botanical Gardens

So like, I think Ning suggested we all have a compere outing thing somewhere, so Yan Han organized one to the Botanical Gardens! I was quite okay about going at first, but then walao! suddenly like so few people going so I started having second thoughts about going. But then I didn't want to keep eating nasi lemak for breakfast lunch dinner cuz all the Chinese stores were closed, so I decided to go anyway!

Luckily Sakinah and Wilson brought reinforcements (aka. their sistahs) so we had quite a decent group. Yan Han brought her taboo cards along and we had like 2-3 hours of crazy shit playing that game, haha!

Yan Han's not-so-awesome camera skills, and I look fat here.

Ning and Sakinah*salimai* looking fabuloouuusss

Us trying to guess Ning's words. Dave and Alex were on our team too, and we won by like 7 points! ohohoho!

So we played till like eveningish and I look like a stalker here.

Then we went home! And here, I look spastic aww couple shirtxzx!

So that's pretty much what happened on Tuesday, kudos and buttslaps to yanhan for organizing the outing! I think we all had fun! So before I end this post...

MEET DAVE!

HAHAHA

The Day I Headbutted Sakinah's Boobs

If you look closely at her boob area, you can see a stain! That's where I headbutted her!

*Before you continue, I would like to mention that I look like crap in the next few photos. You've been warned!*

Yea so anyway, Yan Han and Sakinah decided to pour crap (grape soda and hershey's chocolate syrup) on me on Thursday. It's some ritual-cult thing that Sakinah does to celebrate people's birthday, and I was the unfortunate victim. But of course, I had to share some of the luuurrrvveee, so I couldn't just keep all that disgusting combination of crap to myself, could I? Watch to see what happens! It's like watching Cloverfield, I tell you!

Hehe! Fiona's the one with the cam, and Denzel and Weiting saaaafely indoors.

Hehehe, here are the pictures of the aftermath:

Sexy, right?

So after that I went to shower. I brought my shampoo, facial wash, a towel, and new clothes. I told you i'd be prepared, Sakinah! HAHA!

I look fat here.

I don't know what Fiona's trying to do

Okay! Now I think it's time to give my thank yous:

Thanks Amira and Denzel for the M&S goodies!

Thanks Yan Han, Sakinah, Fiona, Tammy, and Wilson for the Topman Wallet!

Thanks Sam, Jas, Dave, and Michelle for the Topman Belt!

Thanks Leeyen & Yan Han for the cards!

Thanks Yan Han, Sakinah and Fiona for pouring crap on me and capturing my most unglamorous moment.

Thanks to everyone else who wished me a happy birthday!

And to the rest of you who didn't wish me anything/get me anything, you've been struck off my friend's list, TTYN.

Swensen's!

So I decided to make use of my vouchers before they expired, and I brought my gurrrlllfriends along to Swensen's! And no my name isn't Jit Tai.

The ladies on my side,

And the ladies on the other side.

So basically we just talked about stuff over food, and took a lot of pictures and stuff. I hope everyone had a great time! Oh, and my alter ego is now Fatt the Fabulouss

More pictures!

Leeyen: Oh no, I having my menses!
Tammy: What, really?

*SPLLLAATTPIAAKK*

Jit le Magnificent: OH NO she stained my $200 jeans!

*Leeyen smacking table in pain*

Jit le Magnificent: OMG *runs away*

Fiona: Oh Sakinah, kiss my eye!!

Sakinah: SMOOOCCHHHPLRPRLRXXZ

Yan Han: WHEEE I'M AN ANGEELL

Hehehe, that's all for now, folks! I took like 3 hours to do this post omg. Bye guys!

Kisses and buttsmacks,

Fatt the Fabulous

Fun with faces!

2009-01-26T14:50:00.000+08:00

Hello fabulous people! So today went vivo with yan han! came back $100 poorer, but no pain no gain lah hor!

So I was at home feeling bored then Fiona showed me this awesome site! www.morphthing.com

It's so cool! You can like morph your face with celebrity faces or with ur friends HEHE so I spent like 2 hours on it! Here's what I came up with!

me + alicia keys

NOT BAD RIGHT! HAHA! Look a bit indian only!

me + britney spears

Hehehe! I think I'm damn hot lah!

me + queen latifah

Look like 43 year old Nasi Lemak Aunty right! Can see the mole anot!

me + mao zhedong

That's me when I'm 65 and no longer just fat on the inside, but on the outside too!

Haha! Then after that, I went to play with Sakinah's face!

sakinah + mao zhedong!

Look like your house downstairs the mee pok seller right! "Ah boy ah, you wan moh pok anot?"
HAHA

sakinah + rihanna!

Hehe! This one not bad sia!

me + sakinah

Sakinah! If we have a kid he/she will look like that!

Whoops! One more!

me + fiona

Awww, rosy cheeks! Haha!

Haha! That's all for this post! I'd also like to thank all those who wished me a Happy Birthday! May you all be as fabulous as me one day! My old photos will be up soon, teehee!

Till then, Paris and I would like to say goodbye!

That's Hot!

I MADE IT!!

2009-01-25T16:01:00.000+08:00

YES! I got mah blog up in time! 12 a.m everyone!

And it's my BIRTHDAYYYY (no present no friend!)

OK first things first - some people I wanna give credits to!

Fiona - for teaching me how to do that blur thing and colour thing on photoshop! xoxo

Yan Han - for lending me her camera and taking her time to take photos of me! xoxo also

Leeyen - for inspi-coughforcing-ring me to get this blog done by today! THEREFORE, she is now the co-founder of jittelicious.blogspot.com! Here she is:

Co-founder Leeyen! haha leeyen see i made ur passport photo into a catalogue photo loh pls got lens flare some more

Okay, since I only have like 2 minutes to type this post, I'll end here, and here's a hint of things to come:

HAHAHA super ugly photos of me, of how I was a few months ago - soon! Watch this space!

PS. I AM SUPER PROUD OF MYSELF such an awesome blog for an awesome person! What do you think, Co-Founder Leeyen?
xoxo, Jit!